DISCLAIMER: This site and this book are in no way affiliated with Dr. Seuss or related entities. This book is intended only as parody in affectionately poking fun at various elements of many Dr. Seuss classics.
DISCLAIMER: This site and this book are intended as parody and are in no way affiliated with Dr. Seuss or related entities.
We’ve all been there.
We’ve all scurried to the pot (unsure if we would make it in time). We’ve all prayed for it to be over before vital organs start falling out. And yes, we’ve all wondered…
“Did THAT smell come from MY body?!!!!”
The “RIP-ROARingest” best time you’ve ever had being grossed out. This ain’t Dr. Seuss, but you’ll wish your parents had read something like this to you before bedtime as a child. Hilarious illustrations, colorful prose, and the added bonus of Scratch-n-Stink technology to remind you of those days you’d love to forget. If you’ve ever read the sugar-free gummi reviews on Amazon, you’ll get a kick out of Hop on Pot!
Order your copy (and one or two for your friends) now on our Kickstarter page.
GET THE AUDIO BOOK
With the ULTIMATE BOOTY BUNDLE on Kickstarter, you get the streaming audio version too! Listen along as a “cheeky” British chap narrates the adventure. Now the sensory experience will be complete–SIGHTS, SMELLS, and SOUNDS to bring the pungent purge to life.
How did you come up with this?
I was at the bookstore with my daughters when I needed to break wind. I commented that I could get away with it if there was some form of smelly scratch-n-sniff book nearby. I then walked by a Dr. Seuss collection, and the idea was born. In about 5 hours, the prose was complete. I then spent the next year illustrating. And voila!
Do you have something against Dr. Seuss?
Not at all. I love Dr. Seuss! I consider Hop on Pot to be my ultimate tongue-in-cheek (No, not THAT cheek! Gross!) tribute to him.
This book makes me very sad (sigh).
Mom, that’s not a question. Please leave this space for legitimate questions.
A Time-Honored Classic
Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
GET THE AUDIO BOOK
With the ULTIMATE BOOTY BUNDLE on Kickstarter, you get the streaming audio version too! Listen along as a “cheeky” British chap narrates the adventure. Now the sensory experience will be complete–SIGHTS, SMELLS, and SOUNDS to bring the pungent purge to life.
How did you come up with this?
I was at the bookstore with my daughters when I needed to break wind. I commented that I could get away with it if there was some form of smelly scratch-n-sniff book nearby. I then walked by a Dr. Seuss collection, and the idea was born. In about 5 hours, the prose was complete. I then spent the next year illustrating. And voila!
Do you have something against Dr. Seuss?
Not at all. I love Dr. Seuss! I consider Hop on Pot to be my ultimate tongue-in-cheek (No, not THAT cheek! Gross!) tribute to him.
This book makes me very sad (sigh).
Mom, that’s not a question. Please leave this space for legitimate questions.
A Time-Honored Classic
Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
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“Poo”phemism of the Day
"Doing the Hershey squirts."
"Doing the Hershey squirts."
“Poo”phemism of the Day
"Growing a tail."
"Growing a tail."