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DISCLAIMER: This site and this book are in no way affiliated with Dr. Seuss or related entities. This book is intended only as parody in affectionately poking fun at various elements of many Dr. Seuss classics.

DISCLAIMER: This site and this book are intended as parody and are in no way affiliated with Dr. Seuss or related entities. 

We’ve all been there.

We’ve all scurried to the pot (unsure if we would make it in time). We’ve all prayed for it to be over before vital organs start falling out. And yes, we’ve all wondered…

“Did THAT smell come from MY body?!!!!”

The “RIP-ROARingest” best time you’ve ever had being grossed out. This ain’t Dr. Seuss, but you’ll wish your parents had read something like this to you before bedtime as a child. Hilarious illustrations, colorful prose, and the added bonus of Scratch-n-Stink technology to remind you of those days you’d love to forget. If you’ve ever read the sugar-free gummi reviews on Amazon, you’ll get a kick out of Hop on Pot!

Order your copy (and one or two for your friends) now on our Kickstarter page.

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This is seriously messed up! I LOVED it! It reminds me of those Haribo gummy bear reviews--but it rhymes!

ChesterCharleston, SC

Why do you think like this? This is gross! You learned this from your father. Why did you do this?

Mom"I can't even show this to my friends"

This book happened to me at work. Apparently, I was screaming and making unnatural noises from the bathroom. All my coworkers were checking on me, but I was warning them to stay away!

Drew DTuscaloosa, AL

I was crying as I read this--because I was laughing so hard. And the audio book? Are you kidding me!!! Those sounds!

Austin MWarren, VT

A friend gave this to me for my birthday because we always joke about stuff like this. It was like you were listening in on our conversations. We play the audio book all the time!

Thomas JKnoxville, TN

My wife won't let me read this to the kids for bedtime anymore because they keep making fart sounds instead of going to sleep. But I read it to them when she's out shopping.

William DBeaufort, SC

Oh my gosh! Some friends had it on the back of their toilet. If I wasn't already peeing, I would have peed myself!

Dita RNashville, TN

You have accurately captured the essence of those run-to-the-toilet days in more ways than one. I never thought I'd read poetry with smelly poop stickers. My favorite book!

Doug AJackson, MS

I got my copy the same day I got "the scoots". I read it--and lived it--at the same time. Too funny!

Scott BPalm Beach, FL

I have "yeetched and yertled" many times when the stuff was a flowin'! I'm amazed at how many different ways you could describe pooping--and in true Dr. Seuss fashion.

Keith HSan Antonio, TX

This needs to be a TV special like "The Grinch." I don't know who would air it, but I would watch it!!!

MiguelLos Angeles, CA

I never thought I would see sphincters and poetry combined. A true work of art on many, many levels. Disgusting art, but art nevertheless!

Fran ANew York, NY

Yep. Been there. Done that. Then done it again. And again. And again. And again. It lives on my coffee table now. Our guests ALWAYS pick it up.

Kenneth SVirginia Beach, VA

Dude! One of those drawings reminded me of the last time I had the runs. I thought I was going to hemorrhage I was pooping so hard! Insanely funny!

Randy BHilton Head, SC

Why didn't you make a book about space monsters or something? I wanted to give you zero stars, but that wasn't one of the options.

Mom"Who is going to buy a book like this?!"

My boyfriend made me read this. I didn't want to. Now, he's making me post this review. Why? Because I laughed. Yes, I laughed at this disgusting little book. It's quite funny even though it's gross.

Laurie NLynchburg, VA

I would like to say that this is a book for guys, but I was CRACKING UP! Whenever I need a pick-me-up, this always makes me laugh.

SimoneValdosta, GA

It's almost as if you were in the bathroom with each of us on those horrible days where it JUST... WOULDN'T... STOP! I laughed so hard.

Belinda LPortland, ME

This book is both hilarious and repulsive! I have to be selective who I show it to or else they might think I'm warped for finding this funny.

Laura VCooperstown, NY

Those stickers really stink! I hope those didn't actually come from somebody's butt.

Willy BSan Francisco, CA

GET THE AUDIO BOOK

With the ULTIMATE BOOTY BUNDLE on Kickstarter, you get the streaming audio version too! Listen along as a “cheeky” British chap narrates the adventure. Now the sensory experience will be complete–SIGHTS, SMELLS, and SOUNDS to bring the pungent purge to life. 

Audio Version (password required)

How did you come up with this?

I was at the bookstore with my daughters when I needed to break wind. I commented that I could get away with it if there was some form of smelly scratch-n-sniff book nearby. I then walked by a Dr. Seuss collection, and the idea was born. In about 5 hours, the prose was complete. I then spent the next year illustrating. And voila!

Do you have something against Dr. Seuss?

Not at all. I love Dr. Seuss! I consider Hop on Pot to be my ultimate tongue-in-cheek (No, not THAT cheek! Gross!) tribute to him.

This book makes me very sad (sigh).

Mom, that’s not a question. Please leave this space for legitimate questions.

(more)

A Time-Honored Classic

Ghost Poopie

The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

(more)

GET THE AUDIO BOOK

With the ULTIMATE BOOTY BUNDLE on Kickstarter, you get the streaming audio version too! Listen along as a “cheeky” British chap narrates the adventure. Now the sensory experience will be complete–SIGHTS, SMELLS, and SOUNDS to bring the pungent purge to life. 

Audio Version (password required)

How did you come up with this?
I was at the bookstore with my daughters when I needed to break wind. I commented that I could get away with it if there was some form of smelly scratch-n-sniff book nearby. I then walked by a Dr. Seuss collection, and the idea was born. In about 5 hours, the prose was complete. I then spent the next year illustrating. And voila!

Do you have something against Dr. Seuss?
Not at all. I love Dr. Seuss! I consider Hop on Pot to be my ultimate tongue-in-cheek (No, not THAT cheek! Gross!) tribute to him.

This book makes me very sad (sigh).
Mom, that’s not a question. Please leave this space for legitimate questions.

(more)

A Time-Honored Classic

Ghost Poopie

The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

(more)

“Poo”phemism of the Day

"Doing the Hershey squirts."

“Poo”phemism of the Day

"Growing a tail."